Hi my name is bob and i have a not so good life. Let's put it that way, I have a bossy mum who always bosses me around and a dad who is in love with supermarkets. I have no idea why he always tells me to go to the supermarket every day.
Chapter one
Bob!
Yes dad
go to the supermarket now
argh i hate having to go to the supermarket you know dad when grandma was a kid there were no supermarkets there were just diary’s
well son… Too bad for her.
Son!
What mum
clean up the chips i drop on the floor yeah do what your mum said bob you know what no!
No!? Yes a big fat n and o bob! Do you want to get wiped mum it’s not 1960 you can’t do that you will get arrested for that good point son can you go to the supermarket now fine only if you want me to trash the supermarket then yes what did you just say bob where are you going bob
Chapter two trashing the supermarket here we are the supermarket let's trash this place up hey kid what you stop kicking the meat stop hitting the snacks children want that junk food that's why we have it well i came here for one thing and one thing only
What? And why are you trashing this place up
And it’s to trash the supermarket up
Gulp stop right now or i’ll have to call the cops on you and you don’t want that do you?
Well I have a grenade and i’m not afraid to use it on this no not this wonderful supermarket it is not wonderful. The end hope you guys like this book i made
Cool story! I suggest adding these marks: "" e.g "BOB!" Said Bob's dad.
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